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Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers
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A few months ago in this thread, I posted a short passage of text
supposedly about Thomas Dunhill et. al. which contained a dozen
sequences of letters, which, had they stood alone as words, would
have been removed pdq! Nobody noticed, so the joke failed, and
after two weeks I decided to remove it. The exercise was in part
inspired by James May, erstwhile editor of one of the car mags,
in part by captured British troops in the last war writing home,
and in part by the name of the town where Dunhill died.[/quote]
I think I neglect this forum / thread - everytime I see it I think I have discovered something new or about which I must have forgot - but wish I hadn't.
Could you repost the short passage again please.
Thanks,
tobyjj
A few months ago in this thread, I posted a short passage of text
supposedly about Thomas Dunhill et. al. which contained a dozen
sequences of letters, which, had they stood alone as words, would
have been removed pdq! Nobody noticed, so the joke failed, and
after two weeks I decided to remove it. The exercise was in part
inspired by James May, erstwhile editor of one of the car mags,
in part by captured British troops in the last war writing home,
and in part by the name of the town where Dunhill died.[/quote]
I think I neglect this forum / thread - everytime I see it I think I have discovered something new or about which I must have forgot - but wish I hadn't.
Could you repost the short passage again please.
Thanks,
tobyjj
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Hi Tobyjj - I've lost it unfortunately, but will try to
produce another similar version some time soon.
produce another similar version some time soon.
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To celebrate the Eve of St. Agnes, here's quite a tough quiz.
Below are 10 anagrams of obscure composers listed on IMSLP with
something in common. What is the link, and who are the composers?
1. Eager, churlish bravest. (7-6,7)
2. Joy - rash nerd happy! (6,5,5)
3. Renegade's fame now - laughably. (5,8,7,5)
4. Jeer - I'm an obstipant! (4-8,5)
5. Hot cannibal joins her. (6,9,4)
6. Half brazen 'x' raver. (5,5,6)
7. Frighten and jeer crazy person (6,5,5,9)
8. Waste rich magical ill-will. (7,7,9)
9. Oh wow, I'm a small testy toad. (6,7,9)
10. Halo plonker - ape junk men! (6,7,8).
Below are 10 anagrams of obscure composers listed on IMSLP with
something in common. What is the link, and who are the composers?
1. Eager, churlish bravest. (7-6,7)
2. Joy - rash nerd happy! (6,5,5)
3. Renegade's fame now - laughably. (5,8,7,5)
4. Jeer - I'm an obstipant! (4-8,5)
5. Hot cannibal joins her. (6,9,4)
6. Half brazen 'x' raver. (5,5,6)
7. Frighten and jeer crazy person (6,5,5,9)
8. Waste rich magical ill-will. (7,7,9)
9. Oh wow, I'm a small testy toad. (6,7,9)
10. Halo plonker - ape junk men! (6,7,8).
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Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers
Were you possibly Torquemada in a previous existence Tim?Timtin wrote:To celebrate the Eve of St. Agnes, here's quite a tough quiz.
Below are 10 anagrams of obscure composers listed on IMSLP with
something in common. What is the link, and who are the composers?
1. Eager, churlish bravest. (7-6,7)
2. Joy - rash nerd happy! (6,5,5)
3. Renegade's fame now - laughably. (5,8,7,5)
4. Jeer - I'm an obstipant! (4-8,5)
5. Hot cannibal joins her. (6,9,4)
6. Half brazen 'x' raver. (5,5,6)
7. Frighten and jeer crazy person (6,5,5,9)
8. Waste rich magical ill-will. (7,7,9)
9. Oh wow, I'm a small testy toad. (6,7,9)
10. Halo plonker - ape junk men! (6,7,8).
Anyway to get the ball rolling here are the answers to the following clues
1. Charles Hubert Gervais
4. Jean Baptiste Morin
5. Johann Christian Lobe
6. Franz Xaver Haberl
10. Johann Nepomuk Kapeller
I hope Norbert will be able to do some, he's a nice lad.
regards
Brian
PS I have no idea yet what the link is between them other than outright obscurity
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Grand inquisitor in a previous life? Possibly!
Anyway Brian, everything is correct so far, of course.
As a clue to the link, do the Christian names in your solutions
remind you of certain other slightly less obscure composers?
Regards, Tim.
Anyway Brian, everything is correct so far, of course.
As a clue to the link, do the Christian names in your solutions
remind you of certain other slightly less obscure composers?
Regards, Tim.
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They do indeed Tim, that was my port of entry, work out the common Christian names, all the Johanns etc. and reduce the anagram to workable proportions.
Incidentally No.2 is our great Welsh friend Joseph Haydn Parry.
Only four more to go now!
regards
Brian
Incidentally No.2 is our great Welsh friend Joseph Haydn Parry.
Only four more to go now!
regards
Brian
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Timtin, how could you do that to your friends!!!!!!
7. is Johann Franz Peter Deysinger so you had to go and give us a wrong anagram with 26 letters, one letter too many and two wrong letters (CR) at that included
Shouldn't the clue have been 'Frighten and jeer zany person"?
The thumbscrews and rack are being prepared as I write!
regards
Brian
7. is Johann Franz Peter Deysinger so you had to go and give us a wrong anagram with 26 letters, one letter too many and two wrong letters (CR) at that included
Shouldn't the clue have been 'Frighten and jeer zany person"?
The thumbscrews and rack are being prepared as I write!
regards
Brian
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Yes, you're absolutely right! I wrote it correctly in my note
book, then for some reason, when typing, zany became crazy.
Must be Alzheimer's creeping up - either that or the booze.
Obviously we've now got side-ways references to
1. Parry
2. Haydn
4. Lully
5. Bach (son)
6. Mozart (son)
7. Schubert
10. Hummel.
book, then for some reason, when typing, zany became crazy.
Must be Alzheimer's creeping up - either that or the booze.
Obviously we've now got side-ways references to
1. Parry
2. Haydn
4. Lully
5. Bach (son)
6. Mozart (son)
7. Schubert
10. Hummel.
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I've only just seen this. Thanks for the compliment, Brian - I particularly appreciate the "lad" bit ( having recently attained my Grand Climacteric year).HullandHellandHalifax wrote: I hope Norbert will be able to do some, he's a nice lad.
regards
Brian
What an absolute beast of a problem - not sure that I can contribute anything meaningful (and with the start of our academic year, I haven't the time to ponder at the moment). Very well done to Brian for getting as far as he did.
Jo
PS Just worked out number 8: William Wallace Gilchrist
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I don't know how you both manage to do them! Amazing!
Obviously no.8 has William Vincent Wallace as his 'other half'.
That just leaves two to get, nos.3 and 9.
As clues, no.3's 'other half' (of whom I'm a big fan) begat another answer's
'other half', and no.9 was English, born 1814, and his 'other half' was his
godfather, also English, born in 1765.
All 10 solutions contain two names within those full names, which remind
me (and presumably others) of other less obscure composers.
Obviously no.8 has William Vincent Wallace as his 'other half'.
That just leaves two to get, nos.3 and 9.
As clues, no.3's 'other half' (of whom I'm a big fan) begat another answer's
'other half', and no.9 was English, born 1814, and his 'other half' was his
godfather, also English, born in 1765.
All 10 solutions contain two names within those full names, which remind
me (and presumably others) of other less obscure composers.