Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

[rob]

When I feel the need to develop a new hobby, this could be an option.
(Actually, I already have a WAM fetish, but not this sort!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wam_fetish

Peanut Butter? Ughhh yuck!

[Timtin]

12 anagrams of famous pianists, but who?

1. Daze a nag (4,4),
2. A charmer aright (6,8),
3. Auricula road (7,5),
4. Shirk, vainly amazed (8,9),
5. Bin debonair male (6,9),
6. Bread nerd fell (6,7),
7. Gem lies ill (4,6),
8. Golden lung (5,5),
9. Shy mares (4,4),
10. Clue saith junk (6,7),
11. Foul drinkers (6,6),
12. Saviour's vital retch (10,7).

[fredbucket]

7 is Email Gilels. I'm too tired to do any more....yawn...snore...

Regards
Fred

[HullandHellandHalifax]

7 is Email Gilels. I'm too tired to do any more....yawn...snore...

Regards
Fred

Pretty easy this lot Tim, not requiring writing aids to work out the answers apart from just one that I cannot bother to have to write out to work it out so I will leave it for a pen and paper jockey to do.
1. Geza Anda
2. Martha Argerich
3. Claudio Arrau
4. Vladimir Ashkenazy
5. Daniel Barelywarm
6. Alfred Brendel
7. Fred Bucket
8. Glenn Gould
9. Myra Hess
10. Julius Katchen
11. ??????????
12. Sviatoslav Richter

Brian

[HullandHellandHalifax]

I am feeling mean, so I wrote out the letters and saw it immediately
11. Rudolf Serkin

Brian

[Timtin]

Well done Brian and Fred! The answers were meant to be in
alphabetical order, but I cocked-up on the last two. Also, any
possibility of double-entendres was studiously avoided, in an
effort to repair my reputation.

[HullandHellandHalifax]

Well done Brian and Fred! The answers were meant to be in
alphabetical order, but I cocked-up on the last two. Also, any
possibility of double-entendres was studiously avoided, in an
effort to repair my reputation.

Awww!! you are awful, the Kenneth Williams of Pianophilia putting his quill back in its quiver already
Brian
PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney

[fredbucket]

PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney

No, Vegemite. Makes him irresistable to bandicoots.

Regards
Fred

[rob]

PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney

No, Vegemite. Makes him irresistable to bandicoots.

Regards
Fred

Fortunately I hate all those. I have tried yoghurt though. Sorry TMI...

[Timtin]

Below are 10 anagrams of famous people closely linked
with one particular instrument. What is the instrument,
and who is the odd man out?

1. Lush ale job (6,4),
2. Jet haze if cash (6,7),
3. Irk Liszt - refer (5,8),
4. Yum, he hid - ennui (6,7),
5. An ailments hint (6,8),
6. Hit, said Dvorak (5,8),
7. No picnic in a gaol (7,8),
8. Thank prim zeal (6,7),
9. Adroit art invasion (7,10),
10. Mix grave venom (5,8).