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Jean-Séb wrote:
HullandHellandHalifax wrote: 4. auguste mary anne holmes
Augusta. She was a girl, and what a girl !
Aaaatghhhh!!!!! got me ee's and aaaa's mixed up, apologies to Augusta and yes she was quite a gal, probably not your type Jean-Seb, but she wrote some good songs amongst other things!!!
cheers
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Now to very serious matters.
The crapagram becomes an art-form, don't blame me blame the master in this department Timtin.
You will see here below 8 anagrams of very well known composers for the piano, one of them has a christian name that can be spelled with an s at the end or without the s, depending on the encyclopedia you consult, I chose the spelling with the s just so you know I didn't crapagram the crapagram. In order to be a crapagram there must be at least a letter missing, so each anagram clue is missing a letter which I have made a little easier for you in that in each case it is the first letter of the surname, not only that, kindness personified, these missing letters form the name of another well known composer in the order given here so guess the composer and you know which letters are missing from the other clues.

1. In an Hi-tech day (9,5)
2. Grows song eel (7,6)
3. Hen form in China (8,7)
4. Man we in later (6,7)
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5. Dave hell fan (7,5)
6. Lone thorn sang (8,6)
7. So no finches master frill (7,9,7)
8. Inure a camel mum (7,8)

So there you are 8 composers whose first letter of their surnames spells another well known composer, so who are 1-8 and who is number 9.
This crapagram treat is dedicated to Timtin, hope Jo enjoys it as well.
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As the dedicatee of this latest mind-bending exercise, I'd better do it!
1. Hyacinthe Jadin
2. Georges Onslow
3. Heinrich Hofmann
4. Walter Niemann
5. Halfdan Cleve
6. Algernon Ashton
7. Charles Tomlinson Griffes
8. Maurice Emmanuel
9. John Cage.
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HullandHellandHalifax wrote:hope Jo enjoys it as well.
Yes, I did - but obviously in retrospect (well done, Tim).

With respect to Tim's and Brian's animadversions on work: I normally start off my "working" day at 6 a.m. by logging on to PP, by which stage the night owls have solved most (if not all) of the puzzles. I must admit that PP brings a few moments of sanity in what normally turns out to be a hectic day fraught with minor crises - par for the course in my job as head of a pretty large University department.

Now to face up to another week of battling the myrmidons...

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Thank you Jo, and thank you Brian for the latest set of teasers.
I was rather slow at doing them, due to initially failing to realise
that no.9 was in fact (4,4) rather than (8). Also, I was trying to
spot well known composers! Another slight tease was the fact
that some of the 'missing' first letters were actually duplicates
of other letters in those clues. One final point, when a crapagram
is deliberately set, is it really a crapagram at all? Anyway, great fun!
(In reality, I don't hate work - it hates me.)
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HullandHellandHalifax wrote:
Jean-Séb wrote:
HullandHellandHalifax wrote: 4. auguste mary anne holmes
Augusta. She was a girl, and what a girl !
Aaaatghhhh!!!!! got me ee's and aaaa's mixed up, apologies to Augusta and yes she was quite a gal, probably not your type Jean-Seb, but she wrote some good songs amongst other things!!!
cheers
Brian
Oh, you know I have nothing against Brits who fall in love with France and Frenchmen, as she did. She was kind of nymphomaniac, it seems, and slept with many famous writers/poets/musicians of her time. But yes, she wrote good music. I have in particular a recording of orchestral music which has very good moments.
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Thanks for the info Jean-Seb, it makes me wonder (only in jest of course) if dear Augusta was the origin of a famous English saying.
"Queen Anne front - Mary Anne backside" relating to one being very chic and the other... well... rather well used and not pretty.
her songs are very elegant indeed, and the editions I have are examples of great taste in the front cover.
regards
Brian

PS Congratulations to Tim for solving the quiz so quickly, hope you liked the format. Incidentally if you looked at the clues you would have seen that there was a full stop between clues 4 and 5 so you might have seen that it was a name of 4 and 4 letters.
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The format was good - more or less a gridless crossword.
Watch this space for a new (guaranteed crapagram free) quiz soon!
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O well, here it is - 10 straightforward composer anagrams to amuse,
with a link and perhaps a feeling of deja-vu in one case.
1. Sleeky beaten harlotry (7,7,6)
2. I'm zincoid booze (8,6)
3. Bach or object (5,7)
4. Keen jam hog chosen (8,8)
5. Heroes to denote (8,6)
6. Lose Noel (3,5)
7. Sole goes wrong (7,6)
8. Senile or not (3,8)
9. Man devoured maker (9,7)
10. Tiger I'd zoo (5,5).
The compiler can't be held responsible for any angst caused to solvers,
but apologises in advance anyway if any is caused, just in case!
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Apology accepted Tim, you missed an E out of clue number 1 which should have been 7,7,7
1. Herbert Stanley Oakeley
2. Domenico Obizzi
3. Jacob Obrecht
4. Johannes Ockeghem
5. Theodore oesten
6. Ole Olsen
7. Georges Onslow (recycled from previous quiz)
8. leo ornstein
9. Marmaduke Overend
10. Diego Ortiz

Sorry Jo, you will have to rise at 2 am to beat me :twisted: :twisted:
regards
Brian
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