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Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:44 am
by rob
Timtin wrote:When I feel the need to develop a new hobby, this could be an option.
(Actually, I already have a WAM fetish, but not this sort!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wam_fetish
Peanut Butter? Ughhh yuck!

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:37 am
by Timtin
12 anagrams of famous pianists, but who?

1. Daze a nag (4,4),
2. A charmer aright (6,8),
3. Auricula road (7,5),
4. Shirk, vainly amazed (8,9),
5. Bin debonair male (6,9),
6. Bread nerd fell (6,7),
7. Gem lies ill (4,6),
8. Golden lung (5,5),
9. Shy mares (4,4),
10. Clue saith junk (6,7),
11. Foul drinkers (6,6),
12. Saviour's vital retch (10,7).

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:43 am
by fredbucket
7 is Email Gilels. I'm too tired to do any more....yawn...snore...

Regards
Fred

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:45 pm
by HullandHellandHalifax
fredbucket wrote:7 is Email Gilels. I'm too tired to do any more....yawn...snore...

Regards
Fred
Pretty easy this lot Tim, not requiring writing aids to work out the answers apart from just one that I cannot bother to have to write out to work it out so I will leave it for a pen and paper jockey to do.
1. Geza Anda
2. Martha Argerich
3. Claudio Arrau
4. Vladimir Ashkenazy
5. Daniel Barelywarm
6. Alfred Brendel
7. Fred Bucket
8. Glenn Gould
9. Myra Hess
10. Julius Katchen
11. ??????????
12. Sviatoslav Richter

Brian

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:06 pm
by HullandHellandHalifax
I am feeling mean, so I wrote out the letters and saw it immediately
11. Rudolf Serkin

Brian

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:26 am
by Timtin
Well done Brian and Fred! The answers were meant to be in
alphabetical order, but I cocked-up on the last two. Also, any
possibility of double-entendres was studiously avoided, in an
effort to repair my reputation.

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:44 am
by HullandHellandHalifax
Timtin wrote:Well done Brian and Fred! The answers were meant to be in
alphabetical order, but I cocked-up on the last two. Also, any
possibility of double-entendres was studiously avoided, in an
effort to repair my reputation
.
Awww!! you are awful, the Kenneth Williams of Pianophilia putting his quill back in its quiver already
Brian
PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:59 am
by fredbucket
HullandHellandHalifax wrote:PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney
No, Vegemite. Makes him irresistable to bandicoots.

Regards
Fred

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:09 pm
by rob
fredbucket wrote:
HullandHellandHalifax wrote:PS Rob smeared all over in Peanut Butter...Yuk!!!!, he looks much better in Chutney
No, Vegemite. Makes him irresistable to bandicoots.

Regards
Fred
Fortunately I hate all those. I have tried yoghurt though. Sorry TMI...

Re: Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:12 pm
by Timtin
Below are 10 anagrams of famous people closely linked
with one particular instrument. What is the instrument,
and who is the odd man out?

1. Lush ale job (6,4),
2. Jet haze if cash (6,7),
3. Irk Liszt - refer (5,8),
4. Yum, he hid - ennui (6,7),
5. An ailments hint (6,8),
6. Hit, said Dvorak (5,8),
7. No picnic in a gaol (7,8),
8. Thank prim zeal (6,7),
9. Adroit art invasion (7,10),
10. Mix grave venom (5,8).