Musical puns, jokes, and teasers

[HullandHellandHalifax]

Slant Frizz (or Razz Flints?)

I prefer Flazz Trins, or Flins Tarzz.

Regards
Fred

Sounds like an Australian beer and probably tastes like it too.
Brian
PS Nogbert 2 the rest 0

[fredbucket]

Sounds like an Australian beer and probably tastes like it too.

Flattery will get you nowhere...

Regards
Fred
(Australian National Beer Drinking Champion, 1902)

[Timtin]

ThnQ HHH. (N.B. HCFC nicked our manager during the summer!)
Now I can do another quiz, unless someone else would like to do one.
Also, any witty anagrams of the full names of famous composers
would be very welcome. Franz Liszt is possibly one the hardest to do.

Franz Liszt is impossible to do but here are some attempts at anagrams of composers, some wittier than others, just to take the pressure off Timtim, I think they are pretty easy, but then I would wouldn't I!.
1. Invalid Ovation
2. I bring Poles stave agitation
3. Dr. Frank re-lick nib here
4. Thugs blame Ridings
5. Brand school green
6. Ever itches
7. A greeting hole
regards
Brian

Well, after a huge mental effort which nearly caused
a brain explosion, this is what we've come up with:-

2. Giovanni Battista Pergolesi
3. Friedrich Kalkbrenner
4. Sigismund Thalberg
5. Arnold Schoenberg
7. George Antheil.

(Unpicking anagrams without any additional clues is rather like
trying find the prime factors of a very large composite number!)

[HullandHellandHalifax]

Well done Tim, all correct, actually I heard the earthshock from here, glad you didn't explode it can be messy.
Anagram technique can help without extra clues. Do you remember the famous clue that had solvers in the Times spitting feathers about 80 years ago:
G.S.G.E. (9.4.) the answer being "scrambled eggs", fortunately I haven't been so cruel ...YET!
I will search my devious brain for more 'orrible anniegrams
regards
Brian

[HullandHellandHalifax]

OK nastygram set No.2 and there are only three this time around with a "family connection"
1. Bitch Anna has banjoes
2. Blanche hammer field. WIN
3. Punch impeachable Pillar

I hasten to add that any resemblance in names used to persons using this site is purely accidental and no reflection on them personally.
enjoy
Brian

[Timtin]

1. Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Wilhelm Friedmann Bach
3. Carl Phillippe Emmanuel Bach.

[Nogbert]

OK nastygram set No.2 and there are only three this time around with a "family connection"
1. Bitch Anna has banjoes
2. Blanche hammer field. WIN
3. Punch impeachable Pillar

Tim beat me to it (with a couple of mis-spellings).

But, Brian, I must ask this: can Josh inhabit ranch?

Jo

[Timtin]

Oops. I'm a very naughty boy.
3. Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach.

[HullandHellandHalifax]

OK nastygram set No.2 and there are only three this time around with a "family connection"
1. Bitch Anna has banjoes
2. Blanche hammer field. WIN
3. Punch impeachable Pillar

Tim beat me to it (with a couple of mis-spellings).

But, Brian, I must ask this: can Josh inhabit ranch?

Jo

only if he a non-moslim relative of JSB (Johann Christian Bach)
Mod edit: Christian?

[Timtin]

Well, here are few more to be going on with.

1. Jam has hens born
2. Extra scanner bored human
3. Aromas then
4. Goblins on board
5. Yews seal mule
6. A sinner cell
7. Vast risky groin
8. Ban dear chemist.